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నిజమే కదా

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her  that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please
PAY the  ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake

13/04/2007 - రాసినది రాజేష్ గన్నారపు | సరదాగా | | 1 వ్యాఖ్య

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  1. ఇంత ధైర్యం గా ‘నిజమే కదా’ అని రాసారంటే, మీకు గ్యారంటీ గా ఇంకా పెళ్ళి కాలేదు.

    వ్యాఖ్య�వ్యాఖ్యలు ద్వారా nenusaitham | 14/04/2007 | జవాబు


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